March 2012
awww, seeing ava and denholm tomorrow, then...
havent seen you all for so long! :(
i need to see billy talent again, it was one of...
anyone up and fancy a chat? dead bored!
February 2012
tattoo number 11 tomorrow. and i just booked number 12. i have a problem.
first thing im doing when i get a good camera.
NOODZ.
when people are like "i want a cuddle"
nah mate, i want rough sex and alcohol. then we can fall asleep, wake up, cook bacon and be done with it.
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necrolust:
can’t wait to see alek tomorrow! it’s been so long since i’ve seen him aww
i know its gonna be brilliant!! you and denholm best not punch my arm or i will kill you.
i get so fucking manly when i watch football.
maybe its because i used to play to a professional standard idk. me and my dad yelling at the tv. ahaha
I know you’re all too hipster to watch football but England are playing fucking terribly!
it is my life aim to get a girl into bed by...
then film it.
for lent i'm giving up being sexy.
lol joke, im always gonna be sexy.
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kaminazi replied to your photo: No effects, no retakes, just to show I’m really…
BEARD.
it looks pretty trampy but yeahhh
Anonymous asked: I'm scared, haha. I'm scared of most things. Just wanted to know that I really think you're one in a million x
Anonymous asked: noooo, I don't want to make it awkward between us. I think so highly of you, and I doubt you think that of me!x
Anonymous asked: We used to talk a bit, then we stopped talking, but now we talk again, aha. I think you're truly a lovely guy, I kind of think you get the point on how attractive I think you are (well, if you knew who this was), I'm scared to ask you out for a coffee sometime because I hate rejection. Keep smiling bub x
eatsleepdrinktea asked: you're clogging up my dashboard will all these questions and oh my, there are some sexual anons out there. you're a wanted man, should be blushing with all of them! xx ps- brillaint answers hahaha
Anonymous asked: poop dick! landshark
2 embarrassing sex stories for anon.
1) i kind of might have got a bit of poo on my dick once. 2) i was fucking a girl and their dog jumped up on the bed and started licking my face. then bit my nose ring. and it bled. hahahaha
brusiedbutnotbroken asked: Alek YOU ARE HOT. And since i've seen you for reals you can't say anything ! x
Anonymous asked: you are extremely good looking, stop being silly, I'd would...
Anonymous asked: when a girl cant help but scream your name out haha
Anonymous asked: slapping a girls tits?
Anonymous asked: how many people have you slept with? favourite poisition and tell a funny/ embarrassing sexual story (so something that you did or went to do a went wrong)
Anonymous asked: when a girl wants anal?
Anonymous asked: Have you done/would you ever do anything sexually experimental with a guy?
Anonymous asked: Why do you claim you don't like the way you look when you post a picture of yourself up everyday?
jesus wept, those anons have got me thinking about...
Anonymous asked: heavy breathing or loud moans?
Anonymous asked: dear god, trying to do my work and casual flick through your tumblr and just go and turn me on. do a video so we can hear your accent?
Anonymous asked: strip tease?
Anonymous asked: if a girl was to like tie your hands behind you back (gently haha) and give you a lap dance like properly teasing you?
Anonymous asked: what about hair tugging?
Anonymous asked: when a girl asks you to spank (omg such a horrible word but you know) her during sex?
Anonymous asked: lip-biting?
what gets on my nerves: When girls are like “oh i like him, but guys have to make the first move” I prefer it when a girl is forward.
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necrolust:
airbombs replied to your post: denim said when he went to camden once someone…
have you seen half the people in camden why wouldn’t you
touché
oi, i live in camden!
The "turn-off" "turn-on" game. Ask me anything and...
www.iamthesinner.tumblr.com/ask come on creepy anons.
pahaha, you know that one that got away. yeah totally thinking that right now. i always make effort for the wrong people.
give me a tattooed, non-smoking, non drug taking, attractive girl and i’ll be happy
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tripug replied to your post: tripug replied to your post: tripug replied to…
no no you mean TOM let me give you all my money so you can get tattooed xxxx
no no no, i definitely meant fuck you tom (; jokeeeeee, need to see you soon! x
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necrolust replied to your post: anyone around london tomorrow fancy coming to camden with me to get my tattoo done, then go get coffee or something?
me and denim might, what time you getting your tattoo done?
im booked in for 2 but i doubt i’ll start till 2 30 ish! lemme know (: